The Padded Bra Epidemic

        Alright, Ladies and Gents.  Is it just me, or are we living in some kind of padded bra epidemic.  Last time I went bra shopping it took me forever to find a normal bra, you know, the kind without all the added fluff and stuff.  It's like hunting for an endangered species.  It's almost as if the entire clothing industry is trying to tell me "trust us, lady, you need help".  I mean, some of it is absolutely ridiculous!  One bra was obviously for the persons who like to make a mountain out of a mole hill.  Where I come from, we generally discourage that kind of behavior, and in this case, I STRONGLY discourage it.  However, it was appropriately named "sweet nothings" cause that's exactly what has to be there in order to fit in that bra.
        But the reason I'm bringing all this up is because wearing these things has created a new problem that I'm quite sure will never be a cultural fad, "the tri-boob".  What is it, you say?  Well, when a woman wears a very heavily padded bra and chooses to do something other than stand as stiff as a mannequin,  her natural talents will navigate to the middle out of sheer necessity, creating the look of three bosoms instead of two.    I remember being 9 or 10 years old and shoving cotton balls down my shirt because even then, there was a sense that you needed to be more than what you were.  A grown woman, however, should be more cautious.  It's like three piglets were ceased and smuggled from a near by farm.  It doesn't quite create the alluring affect one might desire, it might make them hungry for bacon, though.  In this case, three is definitely a crowd and no more than two should be allowed.
        Hey, I confess, I've been there and done that and realized that it is quite uncomfortable because you're always trying to adjust, and you feel self conscience anyway because you think everyone will figure out your little secret.  But I've come to really enjoy the confidence that comes from being who you are.  When you go natural there is real freedom!  A confident woman is a beautiful woman.  And a woman who is truly confident is the one that accepts herself for who and what she is.  I'm not going to lie, it's not always easy to do that when the world seems to pressure you to enhance this and that.  A woman can hardly step out of the door without feeling an instant reminder that she's not air-brushed perfection.  But if it comes down to choosing between so much enhancement that you end up with three or just being me, I vote "me" because "Tri-Boobs are unattractive".

F.Y.I.  Next time you go bra shopping...........
         
Save yourself the anguish of having to explain, or the cost of alcohol to trick somebody into                           believing you're something that you're not. 
Remember, 
           1.  the truth always comes out.  lol
           2.  Push-ups don't boost your confidence.  Confidence comes from the inside out.
           3.  You are not your bra size
         

The Natural You it the Better You


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